Candace: I guess you could say at this point I should be one of these three things by now: anemic, fired from my job, and/or suffering from a husband that is jealous of the intimate relationship I have developed over the years with the ultrasound wand. For ease of the story: BW=Bloodwork US=Ultrasound (The ultrasound wand is a falic object that … [Read more...]
Not-so Disco-Queen if you Can’t do the Bump…
Candace: I guess you could say I have "pregnant belly-dar." If there is a pregnant woman rocking a bump within a 1 mile radius, my attention is drawn right to her. Maybe it is innate awareness, most likely it is pregnancy envy. Despite Chris's quick "stop staring" elbow jab to the rib, I can't help but wonder why her and not me? So, … [Read more...]
IVF Survival Kit
Chris: Ever since we got the medicine "Party in a Box" Candace has been apologizing about the hormonal basketcase that she is going to become. She tried to reconcile some of this impending doom and terror by giving me what she called an "IVF Survival Kit." Beyond a very heartfelt letter that Candace put in the basket, there was a lot of … [Read more...]