Well folks, it has been a long time coming. But finally, after nearly 2 years of blogging, we will finally have a blog about man-junk … but it is for a very good reason, and there is a give-away. (Want to have some fun, see how many synonyms for testicles I use in this post)
Imagine this scenario: you, and a very close friend of yours are carrying very precious cargo. So precious in fact, that the continuation of your species depends on its safe delivery. The only problem, you and your buddy are hitching a ride on a terribly inconsiderate transport vehicle. It constantly hits potholes, bashes you all around, stretches and smashes you this way and that, and worst of all, you are locked in your cabin with terrible air conditioning. As you try your damnedest to keep your precious cargo safe, you lose a bit here and a little there and when the temperature goes up, your cargo starts vanishing right before your eyes. Bottom line, it sucks being you and all the odds are stacked against any of your cargo making it to the destination safely.
Such is the life of a testis. Yep, these little danglin’ fellas really have a tough job. Besides getting jabbed in a most unfriendly game we played called “Open Nuts,” our poor testes have to deal with everything we do while doing their best to adapt so they can continue their ever important task of making man-nectar, a.k.a. sperm. That is why we have “shrinkage” in a Spring-time swimming pool and knee-knockers after playing basketball in the August heat. That is our furry friends trying to regulate their temperature. Although there are many different things us gents can do to improve our fertility and supplements we can take to directly address our sperm count, motility, and morphology (more on that in a later post); there has not historically been much we could do about maintaining happy crotch temperatures until now. Key the music, dim the lights, Snowballs are on the scene.
It turns out that, although being exceptionally embarrassing, our shrinkage from cold temps is not nearly as detrimental as heat can be on sperm number and quality. And it’s not just heat from blasting your quads in the gym or showing off your mean backhand on the tennis court. Laptops can increase your nut-roasting potential by several degrees. Tight pants (check out this totally unrelated skit from the Late Show with Jimmy Fallon, can lead to hot nuts.) One of the more common causes of boiled man-eggs though is varicoceles, or varicose veins in your family jewels. These are dilated veins that increase the volume of blood in your boys and can even allow blood to linger a bit. Result, poached juevos. According to the creators of Snowballs awesome video, 40% of fertility issues is due to male infertility with many of these fine chaps exhibited elevated testicular temperature.
Luckily, there is something you can do to directly address this and Snowballs is here to help. Ice those hairy kiwis! Seriously, if you can schedule as much as 2 hours of ball icing a day, you can significantly improve the quality of your man honey. But, and I don’t know if you are the same way, the idea of shoving ice down my pants is not an appealing one, unless I want to show off male incontinence symptoms. And, having consulted with my happy danglers, they were not interested in the incredible temperature change of putting ice directly on them. That is what is great about Snowballs. They are designed to make this as comfortable and achievable as possible. Snowballs briefs are made from organic, breathable fabric and they have a special pouch in the front to put in the anatomically designed SnowWedge. The SnowWedge provides hanging twin cooling for 30 minutes and can be frozen and ready to go again in as little as 2 hours. SnowWedges were designed to maximize contact area to both let you benefit from the cooling awesomeness to the fullest but also to spread the effect over the greatest area.
So, after talking about my balls, your balls, and Snowballs so much, what about the give-away. The creators of Snowballs have donated one Snowballs fertility pack, size Large, for us to give away. It includes 2 pairs of briefs, 3 SnowWedges, and an awesome male fertility info guide called “A Gentlemen’s Guide to Cooling.” Want it … all you have to do is the following:
- Follow the Snowballs’ creators twitter @procreativity1 and ours @rmisconception
- Answer this question in a tweet: What is the title of the soup recipe on the Snowballs website under the tab “Snow School?” Hint, their website is: www.snowballsunderwear.com.
- Tweet your answer with: @procreativity1 @rmisconception #sendmethoseSnowballs
See their Video Here:
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